That's my name up there!
40 - Chicago-ish

I am a loose cannon.
Sit back.
Grab a stick of pepperoni or perhaps a juice and enjoy the tales I will have for you.
Tales of adventure. Tales of woe.
Tales of romance. But tales fo sho.

Did I mention the cats?

*I'm not really on TV (yet?)

 

There are not enough buttcheeks in my life.

There are imposter buttcheeks.

False fannies shrouded in puritanical cloaks of denim and gabardine .

The mind is rapt with wrapped round rippling rumps walking away.

A hand outstretched, “Booty meat won’t you meet me halfway?”

Time tick-tocks as the buttocks pass before me.

Maximum gluttony for gluteus maximus.

The end.

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    Lmao
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    :’)
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    There are imposter buttcheeks. False fannies shrouded in puritanical cloaks of denim and gabardine . The mind is rapt...
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  8. blathh said: i have tears in my eyes
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